GUNS.COM CHRISTMAS SWEATER

'Twas the time before Christmas, and all through the land, not a sweater was found with a M1 Garand. There were wacky ones and ugly ones, with sparkles, pom-poms and more, but nothing could be found that you truly adored...but then came Guns.com, once again to save the day, with Sherman tanks, P38's, and 1911's-hooray! "It's a Stielhandgranate" you'll quickly explain, for at this party your sweater does certainly reign, as the coolest and comfiest and coziest of all, making you the gun-loving belle of the ball.